“I’m Ready for My Fatwa. . .” Sunday, Apr 29 2007 

Frank Miller gets it. It seems like there’s some hesitation on the part of executives at DC Comics and parent company TimeWarner to publish Miller’s Batman vs. Al Qadea graphic novel.

I’ve often thought that our battle against the bloodthirsty jihadist thugs – not freedom fighters, not mere insurgents, just plain thugs, no different from the member of any gang – is like Batman’s fights in the four issues of The Dark Knight Returns. He’s as resourceful and smart as ever, slowed somewhat by age, but he fights hard against a reconstructed Two-Face, against a massive gang army called The Mutants (and its bellowing leader), against the Joker, and finally, against Superman, beset on all sides by a media that paints him as a psychopath and a government that thinks he’s out of control and needs to be put in his place. The only ones around him to get it are Comissioner Gordon, Carrie Kelley (his new Robin), and, of course, Alfred.

I wrote this entry last year, after the fifth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, in an earlier version of this blog on Blogspot. It was after I had seen a YouTube video (now removed) of bodies falling from the World Trade Center, shot by a couple from their hotel room close to the buildings. It showed the pink stains on the concrete and a smattering of bones and tissues where the bodies landed. Distressing stuff to watch. I thought of Miller and the Dark Knight series and wrote:

The whole story is dire, from the opening panel of the first book to the final page of the fourth one. . .with a twist at the end, though. I’ll admit that I couldn’t sleep after reading the third book. (SPOILER ALERT) The Joker’s mass murder of the talk show audience, the poisoning of the Cub Scouts at a fair (from tainted cotton candy he’d handed out), his grisly suicide in a tunnel of love as Batman slowly bleeds to death in the dark as a SWAT team makes its way in to arrest him: all like a microcosm of world turmoil.

I remember that same feeling five years ago yesterday. The images, the smoke, the terror of the faces of people watching the towers burn, the gaped mouths and wide eyes as they fled massive rolling boulders of dust and metal after the buildings collapsed.

And the bodies. The falling bodies. And now today seeing the pink scars on the concrete.

There’s one line in Dark Knight that I think fits the War on Terror. When Batman and his new Robin (the smartassed Carrie Kelley) descend on the fair and he surveys the scene of death the Joker has left, he says, “It ends tonight, Joker.”

Unfortunately, this war may never end. But at some point, when all the appeasers end up with slit throats, when all the mainstream media arrogance gets about-faced at gunpoint, when all the braying from those who say they want peace and the head of the President on a truncheon gets silenced but not by the ones they think are the real enemy, then the war will have to end.

And it may end in a dark place.

Any of us who work in the arts, either directly or peripherally, who support the war, who know there are those who wish us dead in the name of their jihad, all risk a fatwa.

I’d rather risk that then risk having my life ended or my family or loved ones enslaved by a barbaric theology.

Can He Swing From a Thread? Saturday, Apr 28 2007 

Well, take a look overhead.

I find this to be incredibly cute. The music doesn’t do much for me, but the concept is, well, sweet.

Would You Buy a Hamburger from This Man? Saturday, Apr 28 2007 

The first McDonald’s commercial. If you hate clowns or McDonald’s, then this is not for you.

Otherwise, note how he looks like he just rolled out of a dumpster after sleeping off an MD 20/20 drunk.

(h/t: Nerve’s Scanner )

People Trying to Save the Earth Friday, Apr 27 2007 

. . .who couldn’t even save Planet Hollywood. 

Lewis Black rips on green celebs

The World’s Favorite Scapegoat Friday, Apr 27 2007 

Interesting, brief overview of Victory of the West, by Niccoló Capponi, featuring the   Battle of Lepanto in 1571, where the Turkish fleet was smashed by a coalition navy.  The response by Ottoman Sultan Selim II when he heard about the defeat?

“So, these treacherous Jews have deceived me!”

Nothing’s new, it seems.  Especially, as reviewer Daniel Johnson says:

Every al-Qaeda attack is blamed on Israel, directly or indirectly. The misfortunes of the United States in Iraq are blamed on the “Israel lobby,” while many Europeans blame Israel for everything they resent about America.

It’s as if Jews, and Isreal specifically, are the collective Emmanuel Goldstein for the rabidly anti-Semitic and anti-American.

Reminds me of a line from the song “National Brotherhood Week” by the great Tom Leher:

Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics,
And the Catholics hate the Protestants,
And the Hindus hate the Moslems,
And everybody hates the Jews.

Or, as another songwriter put it, “Everything old is new again.” And again and again.

Shields Up! Friday, Apr 27 2007 

Proto-force-fields are in your future. 

(h/t:  PJs)

Ripping Pop Culture a New One Thursday, Apr 26 2007 

Making its rounds in the ’sphere is this video from Dan Le Sca vs Scroobius Pip.

See it a few times.

And it is true what he says: they were all just bands.

It’s Link-O-Rama Time! Wednesday, Apr 25 2007 

This ‘n that for a late Wednesday/early Thursday:

ITEM! A grassroots movement underway to get Vermont to secede from the union. A question: would anybody miss it? I kind of forget that it’s there until something like this reminds me.

ITEM! Behold the Jaunty Nipples of Collectivism! Postcards from a Revolutionary Chinese Opera, presented and mocked by James Lileks (h/t: Ed). Even the colorblind can’t miss the screaming red in these pictures. And remember: “The Revolution will be accessorized!”

ITEM! A quote:

As these sanctimonious liars fight to destroy our way of life while Mars warms without being littered with Wal-Marts, they can la-de-da around in their fat mansions and Gulfstream jets feeling superior.

As a side note I’d like to suggest a new law: Anyone caught in a Starbucks complaining about Wal-Mart should get their Prius keyed.

Damn, Harry, tell us how you really feel. As for myself, I never really cared for Sheryl Onesquare’s music in the first place.

ITEM! The President gets down.

ITEM! My inspiration for bulleting each of these with the word ITEM!

Captain America Busted for Groping Tuesday, Apr 24 2007 

With a burrito stuffed down the front of his tights, along with a bag of marijuana and a joint.  Story here.

Cap was my favorite Marvel hero back in the early 1970s, then found the storyline got a little silly after his “I quit” period, followed by his return as the Nomad and back to Cap again to fight the Red Skull.  But that was when I started reading the Bantam reprints of Doc Savage novels. 

But I was always a True Believer back then.  Even had a book nearly full of these

Stallone’s Law & Willis Ducts Monday, Apr 23 2007 

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