A list, expressed rather poetically, from Gerard Van der Leun.  To be used whenever some spittleflecked, sanctimonious yutz roars one of the following:

America  has no culture!

America, you wonder why you are hated throughout the world!

How does it feel, America, to have your buildings destroyed and your people killed?

This is the end of the American Empire. 

And if that’s the case, well. . .nothing like us ever was.  Or ever will be. 

(h/t:  Ed Driscoll)